youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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5secum:

5sos-writing:

mikesclifford:

imagine you’re walking down the hall of the apartment you and calum shared. the shower is running and you can hear his voice filling your home. he was singing with the boys at an acoustic show today and had been telling you all week how nervous he was for this one. you stand outside the bathroom door listening to him practice his lines of amnesia over and over again.

i do not own any of the audio in this post

NO

omg if you own a speaker play this with it cuz it sounds 349240 times more amazing and realistic

(via poorpvnk)

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5 hours ago

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.
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5 hours ago
beammeupsc0ttie:


Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

(via littlefuckluke)

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skaterparadise:

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

In love w/u

(Source: dailystews, via poorpvnk)

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23 hours ago

krystalmeth:

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

Lmfao

(via queenthotiana)

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1 day ago
michaelgclilfford:



hello hi how are you my lovely friend hope you’re doing alright :-) i saw this masterpost by alexgaiskarth and i liked the idea of it, so here is my masterpost of 5sos videos and stuff, enjoy!

゚・: ,。★iconic moments★,。・:・゚
"let’s play titanic, yOU’D BE THE ICE BERG AND I’LL GO DOWN"
"pretend i’m a girl"
5sos acting out Mean Girls, Twilight, and Harry Potter
"ITS A COW, LUKE"
selfie wars
"you ate your babies?!"
ashton having a boner B)
this whole video is just
"i’m half Irish, i can’t twerk"
when they went fucking mental ft. niall
target 5sos
"i’m sorry, Calum. i can’t hear you over the size of your ego"
"i do what i want i’m punk rock" "no you’re not"
(◡﹏◡✿)concert moments i wish i saw live(◡﹏◡✿)
when calum screamed in 18
when muke were rapping Lose Yourself
when michael wore a snapback
when they crashed a one direction concert with their masks on
when ashton played the guitar in Teenage Dream
when ashton broke his drums ft. michael being a cutie
when calum ruffled michael’s wet hair
and many many more, but who has the time
bromances are beautiful (⊙ω⊙✿)
muke:
muke cuddling (2) (3) (4 ft. cake at the end)
basically michael being mean to luke
me and luke are growing a penguin
how many times did michael talk about luke’s legs that ashton had to say “here we go again”
cashton:
"did you just spank me? do it again"
"aw you look cute" "are you cracking on to me?" "yes we should make out"
aw grumpy ash
"calum is like cuddly little bear"
cake:
such cuties
luke’s 17th birthday and calum is being a cutie
"it’s you calum it’s actually you"
luke is in love with calum ft. jealous ashton
lashton:
aUSSIE RAP NEVER DIES
banana party
“he’s the youngest in the band, so i kinda feel like a brother to him”
he’s such a dork with ashton
malum:
bonana
almost kissing on stage B)
*hugs calum after offending him*
"mount me" me too michael
mashton:
I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE
i find this face to face video extremely adorable
piggy back rides :((((
ashton comforting michael because he bit his tongue and calling him baby
unappreciated videos~(•ε • ~)
mtv cribs and a horror movie ft. model luke
i think i know what i want for Christmas
the harmoniES
i really want to play with michael’s hair in this vid
don’t ever let this die
i cannot deal with luke in this video
the ashton witch project
towel adventures
luke’s accent gives me life
they started doing a Michael Jackson acapella ???
for sad michael girls(✿^-^)
this dork lip-syncing to Boyfriend
two dorks lip-syncing to One Thing
michael screaming in Voodoo Doll  god bless whoever made this
"IM NOT EVEN DRUNK"
"you make us the luckiest people in the world"
you little shit
for sad calum girls(✿^-^)
what’s up with this band and lip-syncing?
it’s his microwave
calum’s cover of All About You
a never ending loop of sleepy calum
this makes me so happy ft. luke in the shower
this solo makes me emotionally unstable i fucking love his lisp
for sad ashton girls(✿^-^)
hear ashton’s laugh for 11 minutes
"damn it this fucking nipple"
really really important cover
when ashton got his wisdom teeth removed
ashton falling off a chair ft. cute fan giggling and luke not helping him
COME PLAY THE PIANE WITH UNCLE ASHTEN
for sad luke girls(✿^-^)
hear luke’s laugh for 2 minutes
luke smiling proudly because everyone was singing with him
"if you don’t swim, you’ll probably drown" i kept watching this for ages
luke’s cover of Lego House
look at this cutie
luke rapping Lose Yourself

i hope this made you laugh or at least smile, if you’re ever sad just remember michael saying “you make us the luckiest people in the world” because you do.(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
if you want more check out this page by mukenope she did a really really good job wow and thank you again to alexgaiskarth for the idea! you can check out her post here.
if any of the links are not working, just tell me and i’ll do my best to fix them (◡‿◡✿)

michaelgclilfford:

hello hi how are you my lovely friend hope you’re doing alright :-) i saw this masterpost by alexgaiskarth and i liked the idea of it, so here is my masterpost of 5sos videos and stuff, enjoy!

゚・: ,。★iconic moments★,。・:・゚

"let’s play titanic, yOU’D BE THE ICE BERG AND I’LL GO DOWN"

"pretend i’m a girl"

5sos acting out Mean Girls, Twilight, and Harry Potter

"ITS A COW, LUKE"

selfie wars

"you ate your babies?!"

ashton having a boner B)

this whole video is just

"i’m half Irish, i can’t twerk"

when they went fucking mental ft. niall

target 5sos

"i’m sorry, Calum. i can’t hear you over the size of your ego"

"i do what i want i’m punk rock" "no you’re not"

(◡﹏◡✿)concert moments i wish i saw live(◡﹏◡✿)

when calum screamed in 18

when muke were rapping Lose Yourself

when michael wore a snapback

when they crashed a one direction concert with their masks on

when ashton played the guitar in Teenage Dream

when ashton broke his drums ft. michael being a cutie

when calum ruffled michael’s wet hair

and many many more, but who has the time

bromances are beautiful (⊙ω⊙✿)

muke:

muke cuddling (2) (3) (ft. cake at the end)

basically michael being mean to luke

me and luke are growing a penguin

how many times did michael talk about luke’s legs that ashton had to say “here we go again”

cashton:

"did you just spank me? do it again"

"aw you look cute" "are you cracking on to me?" "yes we should make out"

aw grumpy ash

"calum is like cuddly little bear"

cake:

such cuties

luke’s 17th birthday and calum is being a cutie

"it’s you calum it’s actually you"

luke is in love with calum ft. jealous ashton

lashton:

aUSSIE RAP NEVER DIES

banana party

he’s the youngest in the band, so i kinda feel like a brother to him

he’s such a dork with ashton

malum:

bonana

almost kissing on stage B)

*hugs calum after offending him*

"mount me" me too michael

mashton:

I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE

i find this face to face video extremely adorable

piggy back rides :((((

ashton comforting michael because he bit his tongue and calling him baby

unappreciated videos~(•ε • ~)

mtv cribs and a horror movie ft. model luke

i think i know what i want for Christmas

the harmoniES

i really want to play with michael’s hair in this vid

don’t ever let this die

i cannot deal with luke in this video

the ashton witch project

towel adventures

luke’s accent gives me life

they started doing a Michael Jackson acapella ???

for sad michael girls(✿^-^)

this dork lip-syncing to Boyfriend

two dorks lip-syncing to One Thing

michael screaming in Voodoo Doll  god bless whoever made this

"IM NOT EVEN DRUNK"

"you make us the luckiest people in the world"

you little shit

for sad calum girls(✿^-^)

what’s up with this band and lip-syncing?

it’s his microwave

calum’s cover of All About You

a never ending loop of sleepy calum

this makes me so happy ft. luke in the shower

this solo makes me emotionally unstable i fucking love his lisp

for sad ashton girls(✿^-^)

hear ashton’s laugh for 11 minutes

"damn it this fucking nipple"

really really important cover

when ashton got his wisdom teeth removed

ashton falling off a chair ft. cute fan giggling and luke not helping him

COME PLAY THE PIANE WITH UNCLE ASHTEN

for sad luke girls(✿^-^)

hear luke’s laugh for 2 minutes

luke smiling proudly because everyone was singing with him

"if you don’t swim, you’ll probably drown" i kept watching this for ages

luke’s cover of Lego House

look at this cutie

luke rapping Lose Yourself

i hope this made you laugh or at least smile, if you’re ever sad just remember michael saying “you make us the luckiest people in the world” because you do.(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

if you want more check out this page by mukenope she did a really really good job wow and thank you again to alexgaiskarth for the idea! you can check out her post here.

if any of the links are not working, just tell me and i’ll do my best to fix them (◡‿◡✿)

(via mintirwin)

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1 day ago

niallblvd:

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

image

(via everyzaynaboutlou)

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1 day ago
askulloffoxes:


fightingforanimals:

The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.
The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:
“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”
And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:
“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”
Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:
“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”
But Officer Thomas did have one request:
“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”
And guess what? The story gets even better.
After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.
And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.
She started crying when he told her:
“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”
And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.
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askulloffoxes:

fightingforanimals:

The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.

The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:

“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”

And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:

“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”

Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:

“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”

But Officer Thomas did have one request:

“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”

And guess what? The story gets even better.

After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.

And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.

She started crying when he told her:

“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”

And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.

Source

I N S T I N C T

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